It's getting hard to be someone, but it all works out.

Dear Zumba,

Thanks for being invented. Seriously, I have no idea how someone could have conceived such an awesome concept in their mind, but I think you might be my perfect workout. Dancing like an idiot in a room full of other people who are doing the same thing, all the while working core muscle groups and burning calories? Yes please. Clearly we were made for each other.

Love,
Kenz