Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Maybe is a vicious little word that can slay me

Dear Princess Peach,

Where are your parents? Aren't they the king and queen of the Mushroom Kingdom (or did you become a princess by marriage...and if so, you've GOT to stop leading Mario on. Seriously, after all he's done for you, you should at least let him know you're married)? Don't they care that you've been repeatedly kidnapped by a large, turtle-like creature, who we all know sorta has a thing for you? Can't they install a better alarm system in the castle, or get some more Goombas and Thwomps to surround the perimeters, so this sort of thing doesn't happen again? Perhaps they gave up on you once you fell in love with a lowly plumber. Anyways, best of luck getting rescued next time.

Love,
Kenz