All I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you.

Dear Fellow Single Twentysomethings,

Can we all just agree to stop playing games and just be honest with each other? Seriously, we're adults (or so they say), it's time we start acting like it.

Here's what I'm talking about: there will come a time when someone is very, very interested in you, but for whatever reason, you're just not interested in them "in that way". You could blow them off and leave them hanging, OR you could tell them how you truly feel. Trust me, if you were in their shoes (i.e. "we had a great time, but then he/she never returned my texts"), you'd probably rather know than be left hanging forever. Be nice, but be honest. I can't say that I've always been honest in these situations; however, I can say that when I haven't been completely honest, I've ALWAYS regretted it and I've ALWAYS paid for it.

Keep it real, and remember The Golden Rule.

Love,
Kenz

You can call it another lonely day.

Dear Fellow Oreoholics,

Take heed: Nabisco has come out with a new variety known as the "Triple Double Oreo" (okay, so it's probably not all that new, but I only recently became aware of it, so there). They look something like this:


Yes, they may appear to be the bomb diggity and the perfect snack to overindulge in when you've had a rough day at work, but trust me: they're not that great. I mean, they're not horrible, and I still totally plan on finishing off the package I bought yesterday, but they're not nearly as awesome as they sound. They're too much cookie and not enough cream.

In hindsight, I should have gone for Double Stuf. Always go for Double Stuf. Double Stuf means it's double tough not to eat them all. Also, if you should happen to run into a package of Mega Stuf, GO FOR IT! Those ones actually are as awesome as they sound.

Love,
Kenz

P.S. The serving size listed on the back of that package says one cookie. Yeah right.