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Dear Modcloth Designers,

I'm onto you. I know what you're doing...designing ridiculously pricey, ridiculously adorable dresses that you KNOW are just my style, and putting them in Facebooks ads to lure me in. You KNOW I'll click on your ad, and you KNOW that I have neither money nor an occasion to wear any of your gorgeous creations. But you also know that someday, if I suddenly obtain a large sum of money, you will be my first splurge. In the meantime, could you maybe get a little more affordable?

Love,
Kenz