Wednesday, October 30, 2013

In this jungle you can't run.

Dear Bruno Mars (part deux...check out part un here),

Yeah, I've got another bone to pick with you. What genius told you that women like being compared to gorillas? Probably the same genius who told you to impress the ladies by catching grenades for them.

Clearly you didn't read my last post, although it does kinda seem like you're taking your ladying tips from women's magazines. Women have body issues, okay? Likening a woman to a large, hairy, smelly animal (no offense, gorillas) will NOT make her feel sexy.

Love,
Kenz